YOLO.

Is barely 10 o’clock on a fucking Wednesday and I’m already halfway to schmamered.

Adult life has its perks my friends.

It’s barely 10 on a Wednesday & I’m already half way to schmamered.

Adult life has its perks my friends.

br0k3nng:

What if he was the bad guy who was holding you captive? Being the smug tease he is, he’d torture you to no end. Every so often, he’d throw you that crocked smirk, looking you up and down, undressing you with his eyes. His hands would graze over your skin, traveling up your thigh. That sinister and cocky chuckle when you stutter at his touch. All the while, day by day, you get to know the guy underneath the villain and slowly it turns from lust to love.

br0k3nng:

What if he was the bad guy who was holding you captive? Being the smug tease he is, he’d torture you to no end. Every so often, he’d throw you that crocked smirk, looking you up and down, undressing you with his eyes. His hands would graze over your skin, traveling up your thigh. That sinister and cocky chuckle when you stutter at his touch. All the while, day by day, you get to know the guy underneath the villain and slowly it turns from lust to love.

WHEN I HEAR SOMEONE SINGING MY FAVORITE TIMEFLIES SONG

mylifeasatimefliesfan:

I’m just like:

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v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

the-fandoms-are-cool:

daisyfairy:

twowandsandadrink:

sassysignless:

daisyfairy:

you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie

no i learnt it from oregon trail

No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;

English class.

GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH

the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”

god bless the brits